During last night's episode of Sex And The City, Carrie said "it's a common belief that women use the left, more emotional side of the brain, while men use the more logical right side". Wrong, Carrie. The left is the more logical side, the right the more emotional. Typical woman, doesn't know left from right...!

There was a great bit of product placement for sponsors Bailey's at the ad break for last night's episode. Samantha was giving some bloke a blow job. He moaned: "Oh, I'm coming, I'm coming. Oh man, oh man, oh man, you give good head." Cut to Samantha swallowing. Abrupt cut to thick, creamy Bailey's oozing over ice.

The four girls were later chatting at Samantha's new flat. "Having it all," Charlotte said, "means having someone special to share it with." "Yuk," said Carrie, "that's so... Barney!"

Look, honey, I went out with the guy who played Barney. And I dumped the man inside the purple dinosaur costume because of his commitment issues. So I can tell you, that's not "so Barney" at all.