All the B-list queens have been going on about Big Brother's Josh and Brian. Ian says Josh is a real-life Stuart from QaF, as does Barbelith, who call the situation 'the hamster principle': "two gay men, placed together in the same space, will either fight or shag." The Guardian reckons the British public, even the gay ones for a change, will allow common decency to overrule their hormones, and kick Josh out of the house. Actually, anyone with taste knows that the loveliest contestant is Dean.

The Mirror published the URL of Josh's gaydar page. But - as Scally reveals - anyone visiting it hoping to ogle a 'sexy fit jock', will instead discover that Josh is really a 24-year old transgender Asian woman. Luckily Jonathan copied the original text before it was hacked.

Big Brother addicts should check out Tired Li'l Brit Girl's Big Brother II site. She's not obsessed, no way.