Iain doesn't drink caffeine. Explains a lot, really...

But then again, I haven't had any this morning yet. My alarm went off at 8am, and I pressed snooze.
It went off five minutes later, and I pressed snooze.
It went off five minutes later, and I pressed snooze.
It went off five minutes later, and I pressed snooze.
It went off five minutes later, and I pressed snooze.
It went off five minutes later, and I switched the bugger off.

An hour-and-a-half later, I woke up.