Last week, Jonathan reviewed the mobile phone he had on loan, the Motorola T250. His verdict? "It's a piece of shit." I got a new phone today. Guess which one? Yes, the Motorola T250. Well, it's tri-band, so Jonce and I will be able to track each other down the morning after wild nights out in New York. It's also got voice-dialling, it's WAP-enabled and - my favourite thing - it's got a voice-memo facility, which means you can record three minutes of a conversation. Or record yourself drunkenly doing Elvis impressions on the way home from the pub.

PS:Jonathan was soright. It is such a piece of shit. Trouble is, I can't upgrade again for a year. Shit!