In the guard's room of a train between Portsmouth and Bournemouth, with the guard.

In Chris Eubank's dressing room at Sun City [no, not with Eubank, but with one of the TV crew].

With a member of a boyband.

In a Ladbroke's betting shop, after hours.

In a tower block an hour outside Prague, with someone who spoke no English.

In a stable.

In an army barracks.

In the underground parking garages at Bloomsbury and Cavendish squares.

In Hyde Park, Green Park and Central Park.

In the first-but-one row of an outdoor Marc Almond concert.

In the middle of a crowded stadium gig.

In her parents' bed, and in a tent, with my brother's girlfriend.

In cars parked on hills overlooking Cape Town, Johannesburg, Madrid, Paris and London.

At a cousin's wedding. With a cousin.