A suggestion to the folk at the Vauxhall Tavern: introduce Loyalty Cards. There should be some kind of incentive scheme for those of us who spend small fortunes there every Sunday. Perhaps we could exchange all four colours of armbands for a Reward Card, entitling us to discounts at the bar.

And around the bar... Lord knows I'm a Frequent Flyer.

We were there yesterday for the usual Sunday madness, and we were also there on Friday for the White Party to mark Jason's three-year anniversary. We'll no doubt be there again for Thursday's Globe Centre fundraiser, although - as it's a school night - I think we had better take a gentler approach. Not sure my liver can take much more of this.