You have to check out the paparazzi photos at bigpictures.co.uk. While the big stars have so many lookouts they're never caught off guard, the less stellar talents aren't so lucky. You have to pity poor Billie Piper, and a search for 'Barrymore' produces pics of both Michael and Drew looking much the worse for wear. Entering keywords such as 'drunk', 'fat', or 'shopping' can produce satisfying results, too.

The thumbnails below show [from left to right] Ant McPartlin coming out of a toilet, Marc Almond out shopping, Michelle Collins with her tit hanging out, a packing crate about to be loaded into Robbie Williams's new house, and Tom Cruise running to board a plane.