Next time you're on the Tube, take a look at the posters for the new Disney film, The Emperors New Groove. Note the svelte legs, the wide eyes, the rictus grin, the "Well, hel-lo Gurlls..." pose. It can mean only one thing: he's a drag queen. Or a sex change - I mean, come on, the emperor's 'new groove'?

But wait - see that nose? Yes, it's scene veteran Dave Lynn.