Note to advertisers in the magazine I work for:
Why not staple your photo to your press-release? I'm becoming a dab hand at erasing puncture holes with Photoshop's clone tool.
Oh, and write on the back of them with a felt-tip pen and then stack them on top of each other. I love the challenge of trying to hide those black smears. It goes without saying that you should fold them, of course.
And don't send me a tif file - send me a crappy low-res inkjet printout. I thrive on trying to remove those dither patterns.

Yes, I do occasionally do some work!