They asked me at school how I felt about sex before marriage.
I replied: 'pessimistic'.

It is said we are descended from monkeys.
I did not realise how far.

Eventually, I shall be the most humble man on earth.
But not tonight.

"My first is in chicken, but not in Honduras.
My second is in Honduras, but not in chicken.
My third is in both Honduras and chicken.
My fourth is in neither Honduras nor chicken.
What am I?"
"You are a cunt."

Attention Scum!